And so I said: "What is it that it tells you?" to my smallish friend. Her name was Charlie. I called her Charles. It sounded much more sophisticated, in my mind.
"It says: good luck and good fortune are coming your way." she said, and ate the cookie shards all in one bite.
I carefully halved mine, and used my ring finger and thumb to pull the fortune from it's hold,trying not to make to big of a mess. And so, I looked at it. And it told me.
"The rubber bands are headed in the right direction."
To which I, and my friend, so very intelligently replied:
".....whut?"